I have no problem with anatomically correct dolls. In fact, I secretly wish I was the one sewing the teenie tiny kanekalon pubes onto their plush little bodies.

I could have, however, lived the rest of my life without seeing the soap-on-a-rope fetuses dangling from the female doll’s upholstered vag.

Just sayin’.

Via [pictureisunrelated]

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Wouldn’t it be great if you could see realistic computer generated nekkid boobies bouncing over and over in an endless loop? And wouldn’t it be freaking awesome if you could pick the size of the boobies and level of bounce?

Thanks to the British company Shock Absorber, you can do exactly that. I can only imagine how much fun the Flash developers had while making this app, and I refuse to believe this company thinks anyone is using this site for any reason other than wanking, but I’m glad they have it just the same.

I’ve only used the pic from the semi-clothed version, but if you hit the link, you’ll get the full show.

Thank you, internets.

Visit ShockAbsorber and get your fapping on.

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