TehAwesome.Net » Teh Funneh http://www.tehawesome.net A collection of awesome things Tue, 29 Jun 2010 08:06:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc The Bible According to Ceiling Cat http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/06/29/lolcat-bible/ http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/06/29/lolcat-bible/#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:41:54 +0000 snipe http://www.tehawesome.net/?p=472

“At furst, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sez, “I can has lite?” An lite wuz.”

Finally, a religious text I can really get behind. The lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak started in July of 2007 and they most of the Bible translated.

It makes at least as much sense as the original Bible, and at least this one admits to being made up silliness.

For example, the Ceiling Cat prayer:

Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul

Yu ordered cheezburgerz,
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.

An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

Forevur and evuhr. Amen.

This amazing piece of inspirational lolspeak is now available on Amazon.Com for the low-low (and sorta odd) price of $9.32 – and be sure to check out the website at lolcatbible.com!

I personally can’t wait to see the late-night informercial advertising the the Ceiling Cat prayer engraved on the inside of a necklace in unreadably small text.

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“Don’t just shorten your URL, make it suspicious and frightening”. This clever twist on url-shortening services could quite possibly be my new favorite thing ever.

So simple, yet so hilariously brilliant. Enter a normal url, and this free service will spit out a new, fully-functional scary-looking url that promises to be stuffed to the brim with malware, trojans and porn.

If the new url isn’t quite shady enough for you, hit reload until you get one you like. For TehAwesome.Net, here are a few that were generated:

http://5z8.info/super-nsfw_l4o3o_start-trojan
http://5z8.info/nakedgrandmas.jpg_c5k6n_worm.exe
http://5z8.info/super-nsfw_x3e1z_facebook-of-sex
http://5z8.info/ip-stealer_e7g4c_startphish
http://5z8.info/how2printmoney_t1d2u_stalin-will-rise-again
http://5z8.info/_init_download_s1a7m_alqaeda-message-boards

The redirection works perfectly, so I think I’ll be using this service to send out all client urls from here on out. Try it out for yourself at ShadyURL.Com!

]]> http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/02/20/shadyurl/feed/ 0 New Cthulhu Comedy? http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/02/20/new-slapstick-cthulhu-movie/ http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/02/20/new-slapstick-cthulhu-movie/#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:19:24 +0000 snipe http://www.tehawesome.net/?p=373

There haven’t been that many movies made around the works of H.P. Lovecraft. A good lot of the ones that were are pretty awful, and none of them were (intentionally) funny. Until now.


A 2010 Slamdance Featured Film, The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu looks like it blends slapstick humor and just enough silliness to make this look like a really fun movie.

The website summarizes the plot thusly:

Jeff, a down on his luck office worker finds out he is the last living relative of horror novelist H.P. Lovecraft. What he doesn’t know is that Lovecraft’s monsters are real and will soon threaten the very existence of mankind. Jeff and his best friend Charlie are forced to embark on a perilous adventure and they enlist the help of high school acquaintance, Paul, a self proclaimed Lovecraft specialist. Together the three unlikely heroes must protect an alien relic and prevent the release of an acient evil, known as Cthulhu.

But enough talk – watch the trailer:

So far, the reviews have been great, with kudos to the humor and competent creature effects. YouTube reviews have been mixed, but that’s mostly because YouTube commenters are a bunch of douchebags.

Seriously – this might not be one for the purists , but purists need to get a life and understand that adaptation and evolution are as important as the original story, and introduce new fans to the classics.

Check out the official website here. The Last Lovecraft will be hitting theaters (thanks to DarkSky) this year.

via [io9]

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Up until today, I wouldn’t have thought Beaker from the Muppets had either a tongue or a cheek, but this video proves me wrong. Turns out, the folks over at the Muppet Studios are snarky bitches, and I love it.

The official Muppet Studio channel on YouTube is always good for a smile, but they brought the snark on this one. In this video, hippie Beaker performs “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas while dodging bitchy YouTube commenter overlays.

I won’t lie – one of my favorite parts is that at the end, it sounds like statler and waldorf are saying “dick button.” It makes me laugh every time, because I am a 12 year old boy.

Be sure to check out the Muppet Habanera if you haven’t yet. It’s one of my all-time favorites.

Via [BoingBoing] via [YouTube]

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In season 3, episode 4 of The IT Crowd (a nerdy britcom that chronicles the story of two basement-dwelling IT geeks), our lovable geeks “help” their boss by letting her borrow The Internet for her Employee of the Month speech.

The Internet is black box with a blinking red light on top that Roy and Moss have given Jen, who knows absolutely nothing about computers, in the hopes of embarrassing her in front of her peers during her speech.

Naturally, as happens too often in real-life, the rest of her peers are complete knobs and have no idea what the Internet is either, so they are quite impressed by The Internet, and Roy and Moss are hoist by their own petard. (I’m not doing this episode justice at all. The only thing worse than trying to summarize a British comedy in text is an American trying to summarize a British comedy in text.)

Watch a clip from this episode for yourself, and then download the series on Netflix Instant Queue,

Now, thanks to Instructables user Melty McFace, you can build your own The Internet and let your own inter-office mayhem ensue. Click here for the step-by-step.

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Fantastic graphic from Geekstir. It would be even more hilarious if it was make in SketchUp. :D

Via [Geekstir]

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… keeps the Jedi away? I’m not sure, but I know these clever photographs are awesome and fun, and there’s a new one every day.

Stéfan is the mastermind behind the fun Stormtrooper 365 project, and I highly suggest checking out the full collection on flickr and then follow him on Twitter and Facebook, and offering him gifts of sex and money in return for the heaping piles of joy he gives us every day. I’ve only included a few of his shots here – he’s got tons more, and they’re all awesome.

Via [Flickr]

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Yes, Storm Troopers dancing to “Nobody” by the K-Pop band Wonder Girls. Sad thing is, about halfway through, the song started getting catchy. Watch at your own risk.

Via [ToysREvil]

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Another oldie but goodie that I would remiss without posting. It’s glitter! For your vagina!

]]> http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/01/24/clitter/feed/ 0 Are You For Panda Rape? http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/01/24/are-you-for-panda-rape/ http://www.tehawesome.net/2010/01/24/are-you-for-panda-rape/#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:07:42 +0000 snipe http://www.tehawesome.net/?p=97

Comedy troupe Dayjob Orchestra matched random words with the lip movements of Picard and Number One in Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the result is Happy in Paraguay. Weirdly addictive – and hilarious.

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