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Bellydancing Slave Leia

snipe — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 07:38:19 +0000

What’s the only thing hotter than Slave Leia? Bellydancing Slave Leia, that’s what. I don’t really think there’s anything more for me to say here, other than “you’re welcome.”

Check out more bellydancing Leia hotness at the performer’s website: AmiraDance.

Via [nerdbastards]

I Can Haz Repetitive Stress Injury?

snipe — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:53:10 +0000

What could possibly make the hours you spend sitting in front of your computer “working” (read: wanking) more enjoyable? Resting your wrist between two silicone lady pillows, that’s what.

With 12 different designs (and an option for bulk orders, to make Christmas shopping for the whole family easy), your wrist will thank you for it. And if you’re an ass-man instead of a breast-man, they’ve got a cheeky version for you, too.

From the website:

Your pals will love it and poke at it, then ask you if they can have it (to which you say no and point them to this website). Your girlfriend will probably think you’re a pervert… then take it for herself because it’s just that comfortable. Dad will most definitely poke at it. Mom will roll her eyes. Then poke at it. Feminists seethe and curse our existence!

Good times!

“Users reported that their mousing wrist… was frequently less strained than the other”. I can’t imagine why.

The best part is that it doubles as a face-rest for those late nights when you’ve fallen asleep at the computer.

$20 at [BustyMousepads]

Bounce-O-Meter

snipe — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:01:56 +0000

Wouldn’t it be great if you could see realistic computer generated nekkid boobies bouncing over and over in an endless loop? And wouldn’t it be freaking awesome if you could pick the size of the boobies and level of bounce?

Thanks to the British company Shock Absorber, you can do exactly that. I can only imagine how much fun the Flash developers had while making this app, and I refuse to believe this company thinks anyone is using this site for any reason other than wanking, but I’m glad they have it just the same.

I’ve only used the pic from the semi-clothed version, but if you hit the link, you’ll get the full show.

Thank you, internets.

Visit ShockAbsorber and get your fapping on.